.... The Trinity Gazette

THIS JUST IN: Three local Melbourne men, all nearing thirty years of age, have today began a new endeavour – a satirical news press that...

The question on the minds of the Australian people this month: Which wealthy white guy seems less detached from the experiences of everyday people?    In contrast to this, politicians everywhere find themselves asking a different question: What can we say to stop these pesky poor people from whinging about how hard they’ve got it just because they can’t afford a place to live in?